Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
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