Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
how does that bad decision feel?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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