doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
