So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
my poor anus
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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