What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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