last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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