There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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