If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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