Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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