Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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