wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
