After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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