Have you finally orgasmed yet?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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