I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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