Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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