he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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