Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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