You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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