he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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