i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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