So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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