My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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