Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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