new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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