STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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