To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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