Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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