Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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