I don't usually arrange sex via text message
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Drake has all the answers
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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