If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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