Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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