i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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