he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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