who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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