I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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