And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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