if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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