Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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