I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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