How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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