dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
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