Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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