How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
My liver just had a heart attack.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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