Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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