He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize