I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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