dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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