Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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