We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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