just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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