Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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