Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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